A Perfectly Perfect Blog.

A perfectly perfect blog run by a perfectly perfect prosecutor. There shall be no fools here, I say! /cracks whip menacingly.

((This is a sprite ask blog. Questions can be directed at the mod, Franziska or child Franziska (pre-all the games, probably around the time Miles showed up at her house.)

For the record, I have not yet finished Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, but I do know what happens in it (my game got corrupted..). I've beaten JFA, and I'm in the middle of T&T, but the internet has already spoiled everything for me. I've also finished AAI.

Because I haven't played Apollo Justice or GK2, I can't answer questions related to either of those.))

Anonymous asked: if i may say, your really beautiful ms. von karma. i especially like how you do your style.

Why, thank you, Anonymous. My clothes are especially tailored for me, and there are no others like them. If you want to have your own sense of style, you must make sure that nobody else can share it with you!

-Franziska von Karma

Anonymous asked: miss Von Karma... you have a very perfect and beautiful name... i have a question though... did you ever love edgeworth as a brother?

My relations with Miles Edgeworth has nothing to do with you, Anonymous!

-Franziska von Karma

fawkesizayoi asked: I do have tea ready for you, Miss Franziska. A butler always has to be ready for everything. You'll see your cup right next to you. Anything else you might need?

I must admit that I am mildly surprised at your efficiency, Fawkes. I didn’t expect to have tea at this very moment. You say that you are a butler? That’s something I’ve never heard before.

..No, I do not require anything else. ..Thank you, though..

-Franziska von Karma (has issues thanking people.)

Anonymous asked: do prosecutors have badges too? -curious kid

Prosecutors have badges, yes. They are much prettier and fancier than those tiny things that they give out to defense attorneys.

-Franziska von Karma

Anonymous asked: Ms. Von Karma, I have to ask. Why do you whip Gumshoe so much? I know he can be "incompitent" at times, but he's funny if you looked at him from the gamer's P.O.V.

I whip him because he is a foolishly foolish fool who keeps making foolish mistakes, and he doesn’t learn from said mistakes.

..And what was that about a gamer? I’m afraid I don’t get what you’re trying to put across. This isn’t a game, Anonymous. This is life, and life is serious. You’d best learn that before my whip finds out who you really are.

-Franziska von Karma

Anonymous asked: Ms. Von Karma, do you like riddles? Because I have a riddle for you, see if your perfection can solve this one. "The man who makes it doesn't want it. The man who wants it doesn't use it, and the man who uses it will never know he has it. What am I?"

The man who makes a coffin will never want it. The man who wants it doesn’t use it - because he’s still alive. The man who uses it will never know he has it because he’s dead. The answer is a coffin, as I previously stated.

-Franziska von Karma

fawkesizayoi asked: ah, you're back miss Franziska! welcome again. May I bring you a cup of coffee?

Ah, hello, Fawkes. It certainly has been quite some time, hasn’t it? I must admit, I really do not enjoy coffee. I would, however, enjoy some tea if you have some.

-Franziska von Karma (who can be polite sometimes!)

Anonymous asked: hi miss franziska! how do you preffered to be called? should i say madame franziska or ms von Karma? and by anychance have you met a klavier gavin?

You may address me as “Ms. Von Karma”, and I have never met Klavier Gavin - though his name does sound familiar. Now why is that..?

-Franziska von Karma

Anonymous asked: I'll try my best to be perfect miss Franziska! And if I ever see you, i'll tell you I was the little girl who wanted to be as perfect as you! Though, I am pretty upset because I cant be as perfect as you. I cant speak German and I am not as pretty as you, not as rich either and i dont have a whip... Can I still be perfect? I'll still try... I can also be a lawyer to be as perfect ^_^ ok take care! -little girl who loves Franziska

I assure you, little one, you do not need a whip - nor do you need to speak German - to be perfect. If you wish to be perfect, you must be perfect at everything you do! Do not strive for “good”, strive for “best”! Only then shall you be perfect.

-Franziska von Karma

Anonymous asked: hi franzy ^_^ do you whip girls and children?

I whip girls if they are being foolish, but never children! I am offended that you think me of such a person!

-Franziska von Karma